I saw this on Wikipedia a while ago, pode até ter sido um par de anos atrás, thanks to a friend’s link on facebook. It has since disappeared from wikipedia, que é uma vergonha, as it is a work of genius. I’ve reproduced it here because of how much it made me chuckle. I’m afraid I have no idea who the original author was, mas se você acha que sabe, ou é o autor, please get in touch for credit.
Regulate — Synopsis
Em uma fria, noite clara (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighbourhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.
Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. On his way to find Warren, Nate passa um carro cheio de mulheres que são animado para vê-lo. Regardless, he insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.
Warren makes a left turn at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. Ele estaciona seu carro e os cumprimenta. Ele está animado para encontrar pessoas para jogar, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful robbers reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a less than favourable predicament.
Meanwhile, Nate passa as mulheres, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.
Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he’s being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewellery and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.
Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.
The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighbourhood. As he imagines himself in a fantastical escape, ele pega um vislumbre de seu amigo, Nate.
Nate has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the group of robbers, e ele usa muitos deles. Afterwards, he generously shares the credit for neutralising the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.
Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges.
Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. a mulher, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Em breve, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.
The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Ele também observa que, se qualquer terceiro fuma como ele faz, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a vague threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their enemies with small arms fire).
[Intro — Sampled from Armas jovens]
we regulate any stealing of his property
estamos muito bom também
But you can’t be any geek off the street,
Tem que ser acessível com o aço, se você sabe o que quero dizer, ganhar seu sustento!
REGULADORES!!! MOUNT UP!
Foi uma noite negra clara, uma lua branca clara
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
algumas saias de véspera, para que eu possa obter algum funk
jus’ rollin in my ride, chillin all alone
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Visto um carro cheio de meninas não há necessidade de ajustar
todos vocês, saias saber o que se passa com 213
Então eu ganchos à esquerda na 2 1 e Lewis
some brothas shootin dice so I said “Let’s do this”
Pulei o passeio, and said “What’s up?”
some brothas pulled some gats so I said “I’m stuck.”
Since these girls peepin me I’m a glide and swerve
these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix
I’m gettin jacked, Eu estou quebrando-me
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth
eles levaram meus anéis, eles levaram o meu Rolex
I looked at the brotha said “Damn, Qual é o próximo?”
Eles a minha acolhedor cercado e eles todo
ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
Eles querem vir bem rápido antes de começar a fazer palhaçadas
I melhor retirar a minha cinta e colocá-los para baixo busters
Eles tem armas para a cabeça
Eu acho que estou indo para baixo
I can’t believe this happenin in my own town
Se eu tivesse asas voaria
let me contemplate
Olhei no corte e eu ver o meu caseiro Nate
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
é um pouquinho tarde
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
Eu coloquei todas aquelas busters para baixo
Eu deixei minha gat explodir
now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
se você quiser saias sentar e observar
Acabei de deixar um grupo de pessoas com mais de lá no meio-fio
Agora Nate tem os loucos
e isso é um fato conhecido
antes de me levantado eu estava na mesma pista
backup de back-up porque é em
N A T E e me
the Warren to the G
Assim como eu pensava
eles estavam no mesmo lugar
in need of some desperate help
the Nate Dogg and the G‑child
were in need of something else
Um deles dames era sexy como o inferno
I said “ooo I like your size.”
she said “my car’s broke down and you seem real nice,
seria ya deixe-me andar?”
Eu tenho um carro cheio de meninas e vai inchar reais
the next stop is the Eastside Motel
em toda uma nova era
passo a esta
Eu ouso ya
em um nível totalmente novo
o ritmo é o baixo eo baixo é o treble
onde o ritmo é a vida
ea vida é ritmo
Se você sabe como eu sei
você não quer passo a este
It’s the G‑Funk era
funked out with a gangsta twist
se você fuma como eu fumo
then you high like everyday
e se o seu burro é um buster
213 will regulate
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