I saw this on Wikipedia a while ago, potrebbe anche essere stato un paio di anni fa, thanks to a friend’s link on facebook. It has since disappeared from wikipedia, che è un peccato, as it is a work of genius. I’ve reproduced it here because of how much it made me chuckle. I’m afraid I have no idea who the original author was, ma se si pensa di conoscere, o sono l'autore, please get in touch for credit.
Regulate — Synopsis
Su un luogo fresco, notte chiara (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighbourhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.
Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. On his way to find Warren, Nate passa una macchina piena di donne che sono felice di vederlo. Regardless, he insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.
Warren makes a left turn at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. Si parcheggia la sua macchina e li saluta. Lui è entusiasta di trovare persone con cui giocare, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful robbers reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a less than favourable predicament.
Meanwhile, Nate passa alle donne, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.
Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he’s being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewellery and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.
Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.
The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighbourhood. As he imagines himself in a fantastical escape, si intravede il suo amico, Nate.
Nate has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the group of robbers, e usa molti di essi. Afterwards, he generously shares the credit for neutralising the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.
Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges.
Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. la donna, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Presto, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.
The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Egli osserva inoltre che qualora un terzo fuma come lui, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a vague threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their enemies with small arms fire).
[Intro — Sampled from Young Guns]
we regulate any stealing of his property
siamo dannatamente troppo buono
But you can’t be any geek off the street,
devo essere a portata di mano con l'acciaio se sai cosa intendo, guadagnare il vostro tenere!
REGOLATORI!!! MOUNT UP!
Era una chiara notte nera, una chiara luna bianca
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
alcune gonne per la vigilia, in modo da poter ottenere qualche funk
jus’ rollin in my ride, chillin all alone
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Visto una macchina piena di ragazze, non c'è bisogno di modificare
tutti voi gonne so cosa succede con 213
Così ho Ganci a sinistra su 2 1 e Lewis
some brothas shootin dice so I said “Let’s do this”
Ho saltato fuori il giro, and said “What’s up?”
some brothas pulled some gats so I said “I’m stuck.”
Since these girls peepin me I’m a glide and swerve
these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix
I’m gettin jacked, Io stesso sono Breakin
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth
hanno preso i miei anelli, hanno preso il mio Rolex
I looked at the brotha said “Damn, Cosa c'è dopo?”
Hanno ottenuto il mio familiare orlati e tutti intorno
ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
Vogliono venire reale veloce prima di iniziare a pagliaccio
I migliori tiro fuori la mia cinghia e laici li busters giù
Hanno le pistole alla testa
Penso che sto andando giù
I can’t believe this happenin in my own town
Se avessi le ali vorrei volare
let me contemplate
Guardai nel taglio e vedo il mio familiare Nate
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
è un po 'tantino in ritardo
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
Ho messo tutti i loro busters giù
Ho lasciato il mio gat esplodere
now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
se si desidera che le gonne sedersi e osservare
Ho appena lasciato una banda di quelli là sul marciapiede
Ora Nate ottenuto i freaks
e questo è un fatto noto
prima mi sono jacked ero sulla stessa traccia
eseguire il backup di backup causa è su
N A T E e me
the Warren to the G
Proprio come pensavo
erano nello stesso punto
in need of some desperate help
the Nate Dogg and the G‑child
were in need of something else
Uno di loro dame era sexy come l'inferno
I said “ooo I like your size.”
she said “my car’s broke down and you seem real nice,
Sarebbe ya mi permetta di guidare?”
Ho una macchina piena di ragazze e sta andando vera moto ondoso
the next stop is the Eastside Motel
in una nuova era
un passo a questo
su un nuovo livello
il ritmo è basso e il basso è il triplo
dove il ritmo è la vita
e la vita è ritmo
Se sai come so
non vuoi passo a questo
It’s the G‑Funk era
funked out with a gangsta twist
se si fuma come fumo
then you high like everyday
e se il tuo culo è un fenomeno
213 will regulate
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