1synopsis drôle de « Réguler » Warren G

I saw this on Wiki­pe­dia a while ago, il pourrait même avoir été il y a quelques années, thanks to a friend’s link on face­book. It has since dis­ap­peared from wiki­pe­dia, qui est une honte, as it is a work of geni­us. I’ve repro­duced it here because of how much it made me chuckle. I’m afraid I have no idea who the ori­gin­al author was, mais si vous pensez que vous savez, ou sont l'auteur, please get in touch for cred­it.

Infos sur la piste Reg­u­late et les artistes War­ren G and Nate Dogg is avail­able on wiki­pe­dia.

Reg­u­late — Syn­op­sis

Sur un endroit frais, nuit claire (typ­ic­al to South­ern Cali­for­nia) War­ren G travels through his neigh­bour­hood, search­ing for women with whom he might ini­ti­ate sexu­al inter­course. He has chosen to engage in this pur­suit alone.

Nate Dogg, hav­ing just arrived in Long Beach, seeks War­ren. On his way to find War­ren, Nate passe une voiture pleine de femmes qui sont très heureux de le voir. Regard­less, he insists to the women that there is no cause for excite­ment.

War­ren makes a left turn at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoy­ing a game of dice togeth­er. Il gare sa voiture et les salue. Il est heureux de trouver des gens pour jouer avec, but to his chag­rin, he dis­cov­ers they intend to relieve him of his mater­i­al pos­ses­sions. Once the hope­ful rob­bers reveal their fire­arms, War­ren real­izes he is in a less than favour­able pre­dic­a­ment.

Mean­while, Nate passe les femmes, as they are low on his list of pri­or­it­ies. His primary con­cern is loc­at­ing War­ren. After curtly cast­ing away the strum­pets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their auto­mobile), he serendip­it­ously stumbles upon his friend, War­ren G, being held up by the young miscre­ants.

War­ren, unaware that Nate is sur­repti­tiously observing the scene unfold, is in dis­be­lief that he’s being robbed. The per­pet­rat­ors have taken jew­ellery and a name brand design­er watch from War­ren, who is so incred­u­lous that he asks what else the rob­bers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhet­or­ic­al ques­tion.

Observing these unfor­tu­nate pro­ceed­ings, Nate real­izes that he may have to use his fire­arm to deliv­er his friend from harm.

The ten­sion cres­cendos as the rob­bers point their guns to Warren’s head. War­ren senses the grav­ity of his situ­ation. He can­not believe the events unfold­ing could hap­pen in his own neigh­bour­hood. As he ima­gines him­self in a fant­ast­ic­al escape, il attrape un aperçu de son ami, Nate.

Nate has sev­en­teen cart­ridges to expend (six­teen resid­ing in the pistol’s magazine, with a sol­it­ary round placed in the cham­ber and ready to be fired) on the group of rob­bers, et il utilise beaucoup d'entre eux. After­wards, he gen­er­ously shares the cred­it for neut­ral­ising the situ­ation with War­ren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the dif­fi­cult work. Put­ting con­grat­u­la­tions aside, Nate quickly reminds him­self that he has com­mit­ted mul­tiple hom­icides to save War­ren before let­ting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to for­nic­ate with them.

War­ren recalls that it was the prom­ise of cop­u­la­tion that coaxed him away from his pre­vi­ous activ­it­ies, and is thank­ful that Nate knows a way to sat­is­fy these urges.

Nate quickly finds the women who earli­er crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her phys­ic­al appeal. La femme, impressed by Nate’s singing abil­ity, asks that he and War­ren allow her and her friends to share trans­port­a­tion. Bientôt, both friends are driv­ing with auto­mo­biles full of women to the East Side Motel, pre­sum­ably to con­sum­mate their flir­ta­tion in an orgy.

The third verse is more expos­it­ory, with War­ren and Nate explain­ing their G Funk music­al style. Nate dis­plays his bravado by claim­ing that indi­vidu­als with equi­val­ent know­ledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyr­ic­al mas­tery. Il note également que si un tiers fume comme il le fait, they would find them­selves in a state of intox­ic­a­tion daily (from Nate’s oth­er works, it can be inferred that the sub­stance ref­er­enced is marijuana). Nate con­cludes his delin­eation of the night by issu­ing a vague threat to “busters,” sug­gest­ing that he and War­ren will fur­ther “reg­u­late” any poten­tial incid­ents in the future (pre­sum­ably by enga­ging their enemies with small arms fire).

 

Ori­gin­al Lyr­ics

[Intro — Sampled from Jeunes armes]
Reg­u­lat­ors
we reg­u­late any steal­ing of his prop­erty
nous sommes sacrément bon aussi
Mais vous ne pouvez pas être tout geek au large de la rue,
dois être à portée de main avec l'acier si vous savez ce que je veux dire, gagner votre donjon!

[War­ren G]
RÉGULATEURS!!! s'élever!

[War­ren G]
Ce fut une nuit noire claire, une lune blanche claire
War­ren G was on the streets, try­ing to con­sume
quelques jupes pour la veille, donc je peux obtenir un peu de funk
jus’ rol­lin in my ride, chil­lin all alone

[Nate Dogg]
Just hit the East­side of the LBC
on a mis­sion try­ing to find Mr. War­ren G.
Vu une voiture pleine de filles ne sont pas pas besoin de modifier
tout ce que vous savez ce qui est des jupes avec 213

[War­ren G]
Je crochets à gauche sur 2 1 et Lewis
some brothas shoot­in dice so I said “Let’s do this”
Je sautai le trajet, and said “What’s up
some brothas pulled some gats so I said “I’m stuck.”

[Nate Dogg]
Since these girls peep­in me I’m a glide and swerve
these hook­ers look­in so hard they straight hit the curb
Won’tcha think of bet­ter things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suck­ers all in his mix

[War­ren G]
I’m get­tin jacked, Je me breakin
I can’t believe they tak­ing Warren’s wealth
ils ont pris mes bagues, ils ont pris mon Rolex
I looked at the brotha said “Damn, et après?»

[Nate Dogg]
Ils ont obtenu mon intime ourlé et ils ont tous autour
ain’t none of them see­ing if they going straight pound for pound
Ils veulent venir en réel rapide avant qu'ils commencent à faire le clown
Je sors mon meilleur sangle et les poser busters bas

[War­ren G]
Ils ont des fusils à ma tête
Je pense que je vais descendre
I can’t believe this hap­pen­in in my own town
Si j'avais des ailes, je volerais
let me con­tem­plate
Je regardai dans la coupe et je vois mon intime Nate

[Nate Dogg]
Six­teen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bod­ies turn cold
now they drop­pin and yel­lin
il est un peu peu tard
Nate Dogg and War­ren G had to reg­u­late

[Nate Dogg]
Je posai tous eux busters bas
Je laisse mon gat exploser
now I’m switch­ing my mind back into freak mode
si vous voulez jupes asseoir et observer
Je viens de quitter un gang de ceux là-bas sur le trottoir

[War­ren G]
Maintenant, Nate a obtenu les freaks
et c'est un fait connu
avant que je me masturbais j'étais sur la même piste
sauvegarder sauvegarde car il est sur
N A T E et moi
the War­ren to the G

[Nate Dogg]
Tout comme je pensais
ils étaient au même endroit
in need of some des­per­ate help
Nate Dogg et le G-enfant
were in need of some­thing else
L'un d'eux était dames sexy comme l'enfer
I said “ooo I like your size.”
she said “my car’s broke down and you seem real nice,
serait ya me laisser rouler?»
Je suis une voiture pleine de filles et ça va réelle houle
the next stop is the East­side Motel

[War­ren G]
I’m tweak­ing
dans une nouvelle ère
G-Funk
étape à cette
Je te ose
Trouille
sur un tout nouveau niveau

[Nate Dogg]
le rythme est la basse et la basse est les aigus

[War­ren G]
Accords
instruments à cordes
Nous amène
Mélodie
G-Funk
où le rythme est la vie
et la vie est rythme

[Nate Dogg]
Si vous savez comme je sais
vous ne voulez pas l'étape à cette
Il est l'ère du G-Funk
funked out with a gang­sta twist
si vous fumez comme je fume
then you high like every­day
et si votre cul est un briseur
213 will reg­u­late

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gravatarRamsey Marks

They should recite this in the morn­ing before school assembly. It’s that power­ful.

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